Sunday, July 31, 2005

Paris Hilton Attends Noise Rock Sex Show With Michael Jackson's Google Baiter

There are certain restaurants, comedians, and East Village prostitutes I feel the same way about, but for whatever reason: I insist on frequenting noisy laptop shows, knowing exactly the "this blows my mind" then "this blows" trajectory most take, then inevitably spend the next 24 hours barking bout how boring and blowy and un-noisy they were. This isn't sadomasochism, nor is it optimism or even federalism. Really I'm just anxious to put an end to all the lazy "he's checking his email!" riffs out the peanut gallery, and replace them with the infinitely lazier "he's playing Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing!" raffs out cashew corner.
The Village Voice: Riff Raff

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Paris Hilton Looks Good To Parlux


NEW YORK -- Parlux Fragrances,Inc. said it has signed an exclusive worldwide license agreement to develop and market a line of cosmetics for Paris Hilton. Ft. Lauderdale-based Parlux currently manufacturers and distributes Paris Hilton fragrances and recently signed an exclusive agreement to manufacture and distribute Paris Hilton watches. Parlux News
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Parlux currently manufacturers and distributes Paris Hilton fragrances and recently signed an exclusive agreement to manufacture and distribute Paris


According to a statement from Parlux chairman and CEO Ilia Lekach, "Paris Hilton is an extraordinary young lady with an ever-growing international following. The demand for Paris Hilton fragrances has encouraged us to complement our fragrances with an exciting line of Paris Hilton cosmetics. The addition of this line offers important synergies and has the support of our retailers and distributors."
Parlux News Brief
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NEW YORK -- Parlux Fragrances,Inc. said it has signed an exclusive worldwide license agreement to develop and market a line of cosmetics for Paris Hil


Parlux Fragrances is a manufacturer and international distributor of prestige fragrances and, in addition to the Paris Hilton licenses, holds the licenses to manufacture and distribute the fragrance brands of Perry Ellis, GUESS?, XOXO, Ocean Pacific (OP), Maria Sharapova, Andy Roddick, babyGund and Fred Hayman Beverly Hills. Brandweek Posted by Hello

Paris and friend Posted by Hello

Paris Hilton Launches Mens Fragrance


PARIS HILTON is set to give her male fans a special treat, after announcing plans to launch a fragrance just for them.

The entrepreneurial hotel heiress, who recently launched her perfume in Europe, is now in the process of to create cologne for men, reports MTV NEWS.

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Paris Hilton Apologizes For Crank Calls, Fergie Wants Revenge


Being Paris Hilton meant never having to say you're sorry — until now. The heiress/actress has issued an apology to her famous friends via Us Weekly, after their private phone numbers and e-mail addresses were released on the Internet this weekend when Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick II was hacked. Calling it a "quite a nightmare,"Fergie
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Paris Hilton's Private Stuff All Over The Internet


Life has gotten a little less simple for Paris Hilton since information from her ubiquitous T-Mobile Sidekick, including the phone numbers of fellow glitterati, photos and personal notes, was leaked on the Internet.

After changing their numbers to avoid an unwanted onslaught of phone calls, stars with a sense of humor can pick up the freshly pressed "Paris Made Me Change My Number" T-shirt to advertise their A-list status. Now that's hot. Posted by Hello

Paris Hilton ready to fly Posted by Hello

Paris Hilton in hot red Posted by Hello

Paris Hilton party gear Posted by Hello

Paris Hilton shoes Posted by Hello